Posted 7 hours ago
Posted 7 hours ago

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

Posted 7 hours ago
  1. girl: bae come over
  2. me: BREAK THE TARGETS !!
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. me: BOARD THE PLATFORMS !!
Posted 1 day ago

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(Source: blaaargh)

Posted 1 day ago

peterhowe94:

will this be a move in smash bros

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago

railroadsoftware:

I’m holding out for the 8 bit/16 bit retro revival fad to end and the ps1 massive 3d polygon graphics retro revival to start

Posted 1 day ago

we-only-go-backwards:

Linus Spacehead  - Wavves

Posted 1 day ago