Posted 19 hours ago
  1. girl: babe come over
  2. boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  3. girl: my parents aren't home
  4. boy: I know
Posted 19 hours ago
Posted 19 hours ago

sublimesublemon:

baptisms:

*picks you up for prom in an evangelion unit* 

haha your mom had to give you a ride what a loser

Posted 20 hours ago

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

rydenarmani:

shit boy its hot as hell out here someone bring me some fuckin lemonade

my favorite thing about the skeleton meme is we’ve all collectively decided on a speech pattern for them without realizing it

Posted 20 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
  1. Me: *is home alone*
  2. Me: MEGATRON HAS LEFT THE HOUSE. I, STARSCREAM NOW LEAD THE DECEPTICONS
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

hellabitcoins:

ilovesmoothjazz1998:

hellabitcoins:

aliwav:

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

hellabitcoins
u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

(Source: vthevegan)

Posted 1 day ago